Things you should know

Since the incident in Roswell, I could not go five feet in any direction in the U.S. without seeing, hearing or being abducted by aliens. Newspapers, radio, television, and yes, even the Weekly World News was struggling to prevent the alien invasion in the mainstream of our lives. Our belief and fascination with the little green men became a national pastime. Alien mythology has been woven into our past. Researchers began to remove the blanket of time and search for evidence that aliens were not a new phenomenon, but sought to show foreigners have been influencing the evolution of humanity from some of the earliest civilizations. The aliens have been credited with such amazing feats as lei lines in South America, the pyramids of Egypt, and even career as director Steven Spielberg. With E.T. havoc on the pop culture of the eighties, it seemed that nothing could stop the alien invasion of the world total. They were stealing cattle, stealing our rednecks, and worst of all they were stealing our box office with hits like MIB, and Independence Day. When New Year's bell tolls out the January 1, 2000, we watched and waited for the Y2K to end our technological age, some of us with supplies of canned ravioli decades. What we saw was the mark of a point to alien epidemic. Seven years have passed and people with each passing year we hear less and less about the alien crisis. We turn to superheroes, upset stomach mutilation films, television and karaoke. Livestock can sleep easy, the final sign has come. In the summer of 2007, we have seen the end of an era. The news magazine called the Weekly World News has printed its last edition. The source could have maintained a consistent and timely information of the supernatural in our world has stopped producing. This marked an end for me the little green men, known as the Extraterrestrial aliens. I doubt that just turned the mothership and headed around six vegan, but the only thing I think it's safe as a nation have changed the channel on foreigners. We have jumped into the back of our lives Tivo-ed as a program of home purchasing bad. During the next era of human existence foreigners can come and go, but never have the race was held and captivated the heart of America and the network of complete media. So where are the little green men gone?